Pack vs. Colts-Awesome Awards

By Majikman

What a game! Let's break it down to find out what was truly awesome about this game.

Quarterback:
Rodgers was perfect once again. Cool, calm, and totally awesome dude. He plays with pain like Romo has a dumb name.




Receivers:
Come on, these guys were great. But to be super awesome you really got to earn it. If Jennings had 14 touchdowns then I would be impressed.




Running Backs:
This might be a stretch, but finally Grant found the end zone. And he looked a little better, right?





Defense:
Two huge touchdowns for our defense and they shut Manning down. Now if we could just shut off the ugly stick on his face.





Special Teams:
Didn't Crosby miss a field goal and an onside kick? Ah....who cares. Victory!





Coach:
Mix Master Mike did a perfect coaching job this week. He out foxed one of the lamest Viking coaches in history. He did coach for them, right?




Peyton Manning:
This guys knee sack must be killin' him cause he looks like Mario out there.





Lambeau Field Crowd:
Wow. Finally I hear some real noise from the fans. Keep it up and perhaps our home field will become a factor again. Kinda like the Thunder Dome, but without all of the hillbilly fans.



Great game Pack! As long as we don't lose next week I'll be fine.

This Weeks Awesome Awards-Pack vs. Falcons

By Majikman

Tough game tough game. Let's break it down and see how the Pack rates this week.

Quarterback:
Rodgers played with pain, and that's most awesome. Three touchdowns and one pick...if he only had the ball in his hands at the end of the game it would have ended much better.



Running Back:
Grant played okay for the first time all season. He actually had some burst of speed. I see potential!





Receivers:
Jennings and Driver were good as usual. And who was that tight end in the Sterling Sharpe jersey?





Defense:
Can our defense be anymore lame?






Special Teams:
Not lovin' you guys either. If Crosby can hit bells on top of a church why can't he make a field goal? And our punter blows.




Coach:
McCarthy improved, but come on, losing to the Falcons at home? What is this, the playoffs?





Atlanta:
All hail the kings of the New South...you can have it.





Weeeee. Look at us at 2-3 and tied for almost last. At least I'll be able to watch next weeks game in person to either see the season turn around or witness it's demise.

MF Awesome Awards: Pack vs. Bucs

By Packman

Here's this weeks MF Awesome awards: Pack vs. Bucs.

Quarterback:
Rodgers played tough and threw a couple touchdowns, but three pics in one game makes you worthless to me. If you have to miss next week...you are dead to me.


Running Back:
Grant I hate you.




Receivers:
Jennings was great, where was Driver? And Nelsen, you better start stepping you game up or you will just be another Jeff Query, without the mullet and mustache.


Defense:
Woodson did great again, but I'm getting sick of this whole bend but break defense. It's lame.



Special Teams:
I want our old punter back now.




Coach:
You lose one game shame on you. You lose two games in a row shame on me. You lose one more in a row and please die.



Bucs:
They are the only ones worthy of Three Awesomes because they actually came to play. Maybe I'll be a Lions fan now.



Nice job Pack. The O-Line and D-Line are horrible, you have no running game, your quarterback may be hurt for like ever, and to top it of, you can't coach. Could be a long season after all.

MF Awesome Meter

By Majikman

Each week Cheese and Packers will rate the performance of key positions and give them a "Awesome" ranking. For example, last week the Packers played the Cowboys and NOTHING WAS AWESOME. Therefore, I would give the team a





ranking. They were wasting my time. Here's how it will break down for every week.



Three Awesomes= You are the best ever on this day.




Two Awesomes= You are not bad, you're barely good enough for my high standards.




One Awesomes= Please stop not being awesome.





No Awesomes= Odds are I hate you.